HOPEMAN
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VARIOUS LETTERS FROM THE IMPOSTER A LETTER FROM THE IMPOSTER MOLE ON THE NEW SEASON RECEIVED APRIL2005
EVEN MORE CRAP FROM THE IMPOSTERRECEIVED APRIL 2005
hello fellow mole, I have sent you some interesting facts about us
moles, the reason for this is to educate silly humans that dont know shit
about us, by the way that was a crackin win against elgin albion, well done
hopeman fc. by the way mr mole man, you are getting a bit sloppy with your
web updates as you have advertised about my new letter, but it is not there
for all to see, I am sure u have just not reliesed this and will
correct it, many regards, THE REAL HOPEMAN MOLE
"Moles are
rodents"
Moles are actually insectivores, not rodents. They are from the same family as the anteater.
"Moles
are territorial and live alone"
This
one is partially true. Moles generally do not get along with one another. In
fact, they will often fight to the death if another mole infringes upon their
territory (obviously this is not true during mating season). "Moles are believed to remain solitary as adults and avoid contact with other moles. However, there are at least two exceptions. One occurs in the spring, when the males start to move around and leave their range in search of females. They may move about for several weeks, even after all the females in an area have mated. The other exception is that occasionally some tunnels are used by several moles; these tunnels are, in a sense, like highways. This communal use suggests that the social system of moles is more complex than we think." THE REAL MOLE SAYS Learn to work a computer your letters have all been published as and when they are received. EITHER THAT OR I F______D UP THE LINK Do you really think people are that interested in the life style of moles, when it comes to fighting to the death if I ever catch you on my patch your one dead rat. THREATS FROM THE IMPOSTER MOLE RECEIVED MAY 2005
Blah Blah Blah, what a pile of shit you speak mr so called mole, if you were a
real mole you would be happy to share facts about us moles but it is becoming
obvious that you are nothing but a fake spineless flee bag who needs a good
savaging, WATCH YOUR BACK AM COMING TO GET YOU AND YOUR PALS, THE GLOVES ARE
OFF BITCH.
THE REAL MOLE SAYS That's a bit more like it, although I must say you sound a bit gay with your bitchy remarks, which would explain a lot. Feel better after being in the closet for so long? I must confess that you have come up with something original after all, a gay mole. We hate the imposter mole he's a poof, he's a poof Back to the imposter Mole Page
RECEIVED 5th MAY 2005
ratbag mole, I thought I better tell you my wife was going through my e-mail's and discovered the crude things you were saying about me, your up shit creak, she is going fuckin mental. THE REAL HOPEMAN MOLE. THE REAL MOLE SAYS So your the butch one ehh? Why do you let your "wife" read your male He/She can't be any good at grammar or spelling or He/She would fix your mistakes Back to the imposter Mole Page
RECEIVED 7th May 2005
hello mr mole, I must apoigise for my wife's reaction I told her it was all in good fun but you no womoles they just dont understand, I hope you were not offended by her comments as you have been a bit quiet lately as if you were scared that she was going to get you, her bark is bigger than her bite, any way hope all is well and will look forward to hearing from you soon, many regards, THE REAL HOPEMAN MOLE. THE REAL MOLE SAYS How could I be offended by your "wife's" remarks. Because if He/She started any thing with the real mole I would scratch her eyes out. Back to the imposter Mole Page
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