The Committee and
management of Hopeman F.C. Welcome all the players old and new To Hopeman F.C.
and hope they enjoy their football with us. It
is a prerequisite of the club that players conduct themselves badly at any
social events organised by the club or management and most important--- HAVE FUN
The
seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to
the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out
"HOPEMAN are good enough to win the league." Snow White says
"Well at least Dopey's alive!"
We
did ask the players to write their own profiles but then decided to just
make them up.
 PLAYERS
Name: Alistair
Omand (TEAM CAPTAIN)
Nickname: Pigeon
or Gow
Position: Midfield
Favourite Other Team:
Sheep Shaggers
Hobbies:
Gardening
Any Other Sports:
Gardening
Comments:
Likes Gardening
Name: Moray
McLeod
Nickname: n/a
Position: Goalkeeper
Favourite Other Team:
Huns
Hobbies:
Any Other Sports:
Golf
Comments: Moray is far too
sensible to be playing for us and to be a keeper! Apparantly think's of
himself a good golfer....not what the green staff say though
Name: Scott
Stewart
Nickname: Scotty
Position: Defender
Favourite Other Team:
Tattie Munchers
Hobbies:
Any Other Sports:
Don't think he can be arsed to do any!
Comments:
Scotty is a good tough tackling central defender although hated by ref's
in the league for his constant moaning (probably about 85mins a game!)
Name: Dougie
Ash
Nickname: Dash,
Doug
Position: Defender
Favourite Other Team:
Sheep Shaggers
Hobbies:
Drinking on a Saturday night then spewing it up before 2pm on a Sunday.
Any Other Sports:
Golf
Comments:
Dash is one of the more experienced players, great player to have in the
side(even if he does smell of spewings!) Currently working offshore so
only available every couple of weeks.Doug is also a committee member.
Name: Alexander
Main
Nickname: Zander
Position: Defender(on
the pitch anyway!)
Favourite Other Team:
Sheep Shaggers
Hobbies:
Likes girls (or Boys) Called Maggie
Any Other Sports:
Golf
Comments: Zander likes to take part in 'social
events' ( every
Friday and Saturday!) and is another strong tough tackling defender.
Apparantly his favourite song is 'Maggie May' by Rod Stewart. Wants to be
captain of the team. (no Chance)
Name: Stuart
Simpson
Nicknames: Simmie,
Homer
Position: Forward
Favourite Other Team:
Sheep Shaggers
Hobbies:
Eating pies
Any Other Sports:
Pie eating competitions
Comments: seems
to have some sort of perverse relationship with the imposter mole.
Name: Allan
McPherson
Nickname: Psycho
Position: Forward
Favourite Other Team:
Sheep Shaggers
Hobbies:
Playing with diggers in his back garden
Any Other Sports:
With a nickname like that, do you think they would let him near any sports
with equipment which could be used as a offensive weapon?!
Comments:
Psycho is a quick forward, so quick in fact that his feet work better than
his brain. Allan is a good person to have on a night out, he doesn't cost
you very much, three pints and he's sleeping!
Name: Martin
Archibald
Nickname: Archie
Position: Midfield/Forward
Favourite Other Team:
Sheep Shaggers
Hobbies:
Building things
Any Other Sports: Marathon
Running.
Comments:
Archie is one of the oldest in the team but probably is the
fittest. Mind you, that it's not a very hard target to achieve of course!
Name: Lorne
McPherson
Nickname: Sausages
Position: Forward
Favourite Other Team:
Sheep Shaggers
Hobbies:
Winding up brother Allan (Psycho)
Any Other Sports:
American Football (?)
Comments:
Lorne is younger brother of psycho, unlike his brother he has can use his
brain as well as his feet. Claims to have a stint in the USA, going by his
performances I think it must have been american fitba he was playing!
Name: Stewart
Sutherland
Nickname: Hebla
Position: Midfield
Favourite Other Team:
Probably some Italian team!
Hobbies:
Cooking Tea
Any Other Sports:
Golf
Comments: Word has it that the
nickname 'Hebla' came from when he was a wee boy in Spain and when the
spanish were saying 'Hoopla' Stewart couldn't pronounce this and was
saying 'Hebla'. Good central midfielder, can also chip in with a few goals
Name: Fraser
Hayter
Nickname: Fraz,
H
Position: Forward
Favourite Other Team:
Huns
Hobbies:
Joining in with Taz's nights out
Any Other Sports:
Comments:
Fraser has returned to his home town club after playing for a season in
Lossie with the Brander Arms. Lorne and him should provide a lethal
partnership this season.
Name: Jamie
Bagley
Nickname: n/a
Position: Midfield/Forward
Favourite Other Team:
Caley Thistle
Hobbies:
Probably his play station
Any Other Sports:
Comments:
Name: Bradley
Bruce
Nickname: Bruiser
Position: Midfield
Favourite Other Team:
Huns
Hobbies:
caravaning
Any Other Sports:
Golf
Comments:
Bradley is a strong player and has a fierce shot on him. Well known
for picking up injuries on a saturday night.
Name: Chris
Grant
Nickname: G
Position: Midfield
Favourite Other Team:
Huns
Hobbies:
Any Other Sports:
Golf
Comments:
G is another young player in his debut season with HFC. Has one hell of a
shot on him....pity he can't hit the target!
Name:
Alistair Reid
Nickname: Ali
Position: Midfield
Favourite Other Team:
Tattie Munchers
Hobbies:
Playing playstation games with Jamie
Any Other Sports:
Comments: In his first season
with Hopeman and is definitely a great prospect once he gets some
experience.
More players will be added before the season
commences
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