HOPEMAN F.C.

IMPOSTER MOLE DESECRATES VILLAGE SIGN

IMPOSTER HOPEMAN MOLE DESECRATES VILLAGE SIGN

This photograph has been received (3rd July 2004) by the Mole from someone claiming to be a real mole.  The Real and only original Mole is too distressed to discuss this matter and his colleague the BADGER takes up the story on the Mole's behalf.

The Mole is becoming increasingly concerned with the activities of this new Mole and feels that in order to maintain the integrity of all right thinking Moles this imposter must be exposed. Just look at the damage he is inflicting on the bonnie flowers, so lovingly planted and cared for by the Floral Committee and their helpers. He must be caught before he does any more damage and Hopeman F.C. are offering a reward for the capture and prosecution of the imposter. 

THE MOLE IS GETTING ANGRY WITH THIS UPSTART, WHO APPEARS TO BE TOO COWARDLY TO GO PUBLIC WITH HIS IDENTITY (Wait a minute that sounds a bit like me and my pal the real Mole) 

Anyone fancy the new method of hunting unwanted moles

Anyone who knows who the imposter is should contact us via the web site

Please help THE BADGER

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