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RECEIVED FROM THE IMPOSTER 1st July 2005
hello fellow mole, how are you, I have been a little busy, so I have
not been in touch for a while so here is a little Hopeman exlusive for you,
regards THE REAL HOPEMAN MOLE
THE REAL MOLE SAYS could it be true that after all this
time the imposter is our very own Ali Omand,(AKA Pigeon) captain of the club.
Let's look at the evidence 1 Check his player profile,
seems to have an unhealthy interest in gardening, 2 heard to say during a game
if I make another lousy pass I will dig a hole and bury myself. 3 you never see
a pigeon and a mole at the same time. 4 Dirty fingernails. 5 Small beady eyes. 6
Burns in bright sunshine.
Or could it be, as the real mole believes, an elaborate
ploy by Zander Main to take over the Captain's armband by discrediting our
leader on the park.
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